1. Extremely strong drinks with mom at bar in philly, waiting for her friend.
2. Traveled to night club an hour away in nj.
3. Mom convinced some old mob guy that I in fact was in the mob and knew Donald Trump. (Drunk now)
4. I told some guy that Id "slit his throat, if he touched my mom again" (Really drunk now)
5. Smoked about 6 cigarettes in a row outside while watching moms friend grab the attention of all 150 people outside by her crazy ass dancing. (Beyond drunk now)
6. Dancing inside with a slew of cougars and mobsters with really expensive suits and wrist watches.
7. Drove back towards home, got home... but decided the diner was best to visit first.
8. Mom so drunk she couldnt speak or stand, Moms friend.. gets out of my car in front of diner and simultaneously fall backwards into a huge shrub and gets completely swallowed whole.
9. Mom too drunk to go in diner so i sit in my car with her while her friend (who is shhwasted) goes in and orders scrapple and eggs..
10. We finally get home after alot of arguing and laughing and just plain out being stupid.
~~~~~Recipe for a hangover cure ~~~~~~
- TO DRINK:
- Tomato Juice
- Tabasco sauce
- Lemon Juice
- 1 measure of Vodka
- TO EAT:
- 3 Rashers of Back bacon
- 3 tinned tomatoes
- 2 scrambled eggs
- 1 orange
Now contrary to popular belief, the best way to beat a nasty "morning after" feeling is to eat little and often for the first 4 hours you are awake rather than go for the "monster" fry - up. You should avoid fibre and carbohydrates at all costs as these will make you feel like a Zombie due to their slow release into your blood.
Now the first thing you want to do is take a long slow drink of the tomato juice laced with the Tabasco, vodka and lemon. The reason for this and for a bloody mary being world renowned as a good hangover cure is that tomatoes are packed full with antioxidants which cleanse your blood from all impurities like alcohol and fat.
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